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Ain't No Rest For The HandsomeAin't No Rest For The Handsome by xandermartin98
I was just a normal guy
Livin' life up here on the moon,
Blissfully unaware of what I would become.
Although I never was a hero,
at least I shot intruders with a gun.
But one day I realized,
Everything has a price,
As a Vault Hunter educated me,
I said you're such a sexy beast,
Oh why you do this to yourself.
She took the key and slammed it into me!
Oh, there ain't no rest for the handsome,
Loaders don't grow on trees,
I got men to kill,
I got towns to burn,
There ain't nothing in the Vault for free.
And I don't give a shit,
What you might say!
I am cleaning up this dump,
So no, there ain't no rest for the handsome,
Until you come and end my fun.
Not even 15 minutes later,
I was losing all control
Over my crazy n' psychotic little mind,
I had an ego like a bitch,
my bastard self was filthy rich,
there wasn't any conscience in me you could find,
I said give me all you've got,
Hyperion will now be mine,
Cause I know this compan
LeaderboardsXander is better than me at everything. And as I watch my body erupt in a shower of lumpy gore around an exploding rocket, I am never more aware of the fact.Leaderboards by monstroooo
I swear, loudly and angrily, and take a sip of Coke. I hear him laugh from a few seats up: brash, confident, mocking. He knows it, too.
I put the can down and tap impatiently at the mouse, desperately trying to get into battle as quickly as possible. Numbers on-screen tick down in seconds which feel like minutes. I'm losing time and he's getting even further ahead. I click harder, faster, as if to speed up the countdown until my respawn. I swear again, this time I'd-
A whoosh and a zoom and a flood of mind-cleansing adrenaline as my avatar is thrust back into the battle arena. I hit the ground sprinting and gun down Doug before he can claim the Rocket Launcher, grab the weapon for myself, and instantly swerve from side to side to avoid a rush of incoming plasma. I take in the room in less than a heartbeat, skip around the s
Curious thingsThere were simply too many unknowns. Cassandra paced back and forth, torn between assigning more guards and cutting back what she already had there. The apostate elf – Solas, she thought he said his name was – was fairly certain the prisoner wasn't a danger. Cassandra couldn't take that chance, though.Curious things by soldiermom1973
What had caused the explosion? Was that what had caused the tear in the sky? How was it that this woman was the only survivor? How did she not only survive the blast that leveled the temple and killed hundreds of people but she survived a trip into the Fade, too? And the mark on her hand – it glowed and pulsed in time with the rift in the sky. More than that – what was her name? What had she been doing at the Conclave? No, there were simply too many unknowns for her to be able to completely let down her guard. This woman was their only link to finding out what had happened.
The Seeker paused again a
The Bespectacled Mimiga Who Lost His Freaking MindThe Bespectacled Mimiga Who Lost His Freaking Mind by xandermartin98
There I was. There I was, the only bespectacled, nerdy loser I knew. I had brought shame upon not only my family but also my entire race. Never before have I let my friends down so much, never before have I been such a horrendously terrible disappointment to the Mimiga race, never before have I been lazy enough to just outright let King and Toroko, my bestest little friends in the whole wide world, die at the hands of that freaking megalomaniacal tyrant, that equally bespectacled son-of-a-bitch they call the Doctor. NEVER BEFORE HAVE I-
"Jack, can we please take a break from storytelling? I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. Also, I'm all out of Cheetos. Could you please get me a refill?" Mahin interrupted Jack's epic script-reading performance, yawning and rolling over in his jail cot to face Jack.
"You stupid idiot! This was supposed to be your BEDTIME story! Do you know what a BED TIME is? That's what I wanted this to be, a damned BEDTIME story!" Jack ranted, throwing his narrati
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